I wonder what would happen if I stopped typing in paragraphs... Been thinking about it lately, and it doesn't seem like half bad of an idea. Mainly because with the iPhone screen, or any case where text is jumbled together in a very narrow TextField, it looks a heck of a lot better like this.

But I'll keep considering, and doubting doing that. :)
Let's cut to the chase, I want you to do something for me.
Yes, you: registered Newgrounds user reading this.

I want you to briefly describe yourself.
That's all, just tell me about yourself.

Feel free to comment, I always reply. :)
kg. <3

For the first time in a while, I can say the following with a straight face:

I'm making something, and I'm excited about how it's going to come out.
Flash, that is. K-Guare a'int no one hit wonder ladies and gentlemen.
By the way, "That game" has been finished, but is probably never going to be released.
Just in case you were wondering.

kggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

I'm thought about getting a Twitter, but my name is taken.
COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT.

Side Note: Photography is a great substitute when
you don't want to draw things for your userpage. :3

Side Note 2: I said "I am thought about getting a Twitter" above.
I'm going to leave it there in an attempt to learn how to accept
my own personal imperfections.

You shouldn't be on Newgrounds,
you should be working on your PO3 submission.
You know, you've been behind for some time now...

Look at me when I'm talking to you, please...
You really need to set your priorities,
I'm getting tired of your bullshit here.

Go do it, son. I'm counting on you.
:] <3 :D :3 kg.

I'll be back in a while.

The game is about as close to done as it was the previous news post,
If anybody has any suggestions as to how you force yourself to do
work you don't want to do, let me know please. :]

FAB COLLAB Parts are almost due, which
means only one thing: It's almost here!
I may extend the due date just a little, but
I'm not planning on it. If you're reading this and
you're involved, or if you want to be involved,
Post it up, and hurry!

I've officially started working on the next MindFeed.
It will be in the portal on July 27th, the date I submitted
the first one. That's all I want to say. :3

BY THE WAY I GOT A REALLY COOL GAME IDEA A
MONTH or so ago, and I'm really glad I wrote it down because
I probably would have forgotten it trying to get this current
game finished. Hopefully it will be a full fledged game.
And fun. It will also feature the artwork of your favorite artist, K-Guare.
I know, right?!

By the way, the website is going to be down for a bit.
I made a prototype main page for it, it's nothing too special,
but it gets the job done. I plan on improving it massively this year,
login, forums, and everything. Well, maybe not. But one thing
I can promise you is that it will be at least visually appealing.
I have a navigation idea for it too; it's different and neat. :3
But what I REALLY need to do is
find myself a brand new lover.

WHAAAT I REALLY NEED TO DO IS
FIIIIND MYSELF A BRAAND NEW LOVVERR.
Show some love via comment, please.
Thanks a lot.
No, really. I mean it.
I love you.
Oh, you stop it. ;)
What? I'm the one with the emotional problems?
THAT'S IT, WE'RE OVER.
Alright, I take it all back. I love you still.
Does this make me look fat?
Wrong answer.
I can't believe you cheated on me!
Maybe tomorrow we can bump nasties again.
No, I don't want to meet your parents.
So, your parents seem nice.
What is it about football you guys enjoy, anyhow?
Stop touching me there, I'm not in the mood.
Maybe tomorrow we can bump nasties again.
Why don't you just get off the fucking couch and get a job.
Okay, yesterday I was thinking...and, I cant put up with this. :/
I do.

kg. <3

I've been working on "That Game" forever now, and
It seems I've lost a lot of motivation for it.
It's so close to being finished, I pretty much have to release it.
But lately I've been thinking about completely
starting over with it.

It wouldn't be that bad of an idea...
Since I already did a lot of it, It wouldn't be as hard
to think of how to code the more difficult parts of it.
And it'd be a little more efficient too;
you almost always score higher on a test that
you take for the second time.
Start over? Suck it up and finish? Or just abandon?
YOUUU DEECIDDEEE.

Oh well, let's get those thoughts out of my head
and replace them with happier...much happier thoughts.
And by happy, I mean The Fab Collab!
Yep, I'm finally hosting a collab
along with MichaelHurst and Duchednier.
If you think you're fab enough, go ahead and join. :]
I think as of right now we're pretty good on the number of people,
but the more the merrier. We'd be happy to take you.
<3

In other news, two days ago I photoshopped my head onto
an abercrombie and fitch model. Impressed? :]

Also, the last couple songs I've put in my newsposts have
been taken out by copyright claim. Listen to this before it's gone. :]
I'm pretty sure you'll be seeing this song in Ferris95's part:

kg. <3

Until the official name of the game is (officially) decided and released,
the game currently in development will be referred to as "That Game."

If you didn't already know, it takes me forever to do anything.
Flash games are no different, no matter how good at flash I get. :]
The good news is, it's for a good reason.
I've been trying to gather some information on how I can improve
"That Game" where it stands right now.
I'd say it's currently 80% done, a little more things to add,
a lot more minor tweaks to make, and I'm thinking I need
a lot more soul in there too...

That's right, i make soul games. :]
Their like soul food, but less tasty and a lot more interactive.

The style of it seems good, but i don't want it to be too much like MindFeed.
Speaking of style, I stumbled upon an awesome ambient audio artist
named VegetarianMeat, and I think a couple of his songs would match
perfectly with the style of "That Game."

Anyways,

For the most part I believe people don't thoroughly read
news posts and other blog-like posts like this, and just
skip to the video/picture at the very bottom. Partially because
it's something I do on a regular basis. :3
So if you're still reading, go ahead and pat yourself on the back. :]

OOP? Nah brah, I stick with the O.P.P.

kg <3

blog.

http://blog.k-guare.com/
I've got some pretty high hopes for my website,
hopefully i can make a nice setup for it and
put some cool flash puzzle games on there.
Because i think a flash game website dedicated
to puzzle games would be freaking awesome.

And forums too, yay!
My friend (who hosts the site,) and i are learning PHP.
I think we'll start off with just a standard phpBB forum,
and after we learn enough we'll try to make one on our own?
Oh well, web development has always been something I've fancied,
hopefully the site will be a good one?

AND MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL BE AN NG AFFILIATE
AND HAVE A COOL ASS BLUE NAME.
GAWH HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW.

kg <3

P.S. I'm going offline for a week. Buh byez. :3

Christmas! Of course you knew that.
I'm surprised you picked this news post out of
all the other news posts... Go you!

To make things a little more interesting (i guess,)
every day, including today, it's the birthday of
approximately 17,995,207 people.
Yay for statistics!

I didn't get you anything this Christmas, sorry. :[
But, i guess i'll show you a little
preview of a game i'm making. Just for
shits and giggles.

Just drag the little pieces in different spots.
Impressive? Not really, but,
I think it'll be a lot of fun for you
people out there craving a good logic game.
It took forever to make the dragging completely bug-proof,
and i did it all in AS3 using the Tween Class. Yay. :]

I know it's a bit sad to be on NG on Christmas day, but,
what else am I supposed to do? Relatives aren't over, and
I've opened my gifts already.
Nothing too special or expensive, but that's the way i like it.
Expensive gifts always make me feel bad...
Maybe next year i'll mail out some cards, lol. :]

Also, it may not be something you want to hear, but,
I wouldn't be a good Christian if i didn't tell you guys
to try to remember why we really celebrate Christmas.
Religion isn't something most people (including myself)
like to talk about, but, it's a holiday for a reason.

Anyways, not to make people too uncomfortable,
I hope all of you have a good holiday season, and
let's all make this upcoming year one to remember. :]

This is probably my last news post of 2008, so,
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy New Year,
now go bake me a cake. :]

kg <3

Arg! Poop! Stink! Filth!
It seems whenever i think i'm good at something in real life,
there's always someone on the internet that is 20x better than i am.
This is a disaster waiting to happen considering
i'm a very competitive person.

Hehe, funny.
When i think of people competing, i usually think
of sports... which usually leads me to think of
how much i dislike people who watch football on a regular basis.
Playing football is loads of fun, but,
supporting football teams you aren't affiliated with
only because you yourself enjoy football really
grinds my gears*.

*A terrible overused family guy quote, lol.

But anyways, i constantly have to remind myself that
i'm only an amateur programmer and i cant do
half of the stuff i think i can do.

But!-Trying to avoid the negative-
i got one solid game idea, and i started production.
Should be out early January. Yes, i know i said
"I promise there will be a game out before the end of the year..."
Well i need to take my time to make this one very nice.
It's a simple concept, but strangely addicting for
any logical thinking specimen such as myself. :]

I are attaching a picture of the preloader
into this here news post right now.

But sadly, to make this not an uber-long post, i'm going to
link you guys to the previous decade music
instead of showing a youtube video.

Have a nice day now. :]

Afternoon boys and girls. :]
Time for some New news.

As you've probably known, i've been grounded lately...
But besides that, i've been trying to be productive without internet/Flash access.
If you know me all, you probably know that i'm extremely lazy, part of
that is because i'm a perfectionist, and i usually quit on Flash jobs that
i haven't really flattened out the ideas for.
I managed to make a sheet in Microsoft Word to organize my teeny flash ideas,
build onto them, and actually have a better chance of me completing it.
It's working pretty well, actually, I've started another new game that
should be out before the year is over.

Why don't i ever put anything that isn't about Flash games in these?
I probably look like a hypocrite; i've only made one successful flash game,
and now i always talk about making more, but none have ever come out.
I promise there will be more, especially to the K-Guare fan club.
Okay, maybe there isn't a K-Guare fan club, but if there was it'd be awesome.

Actually, probably not,
the only people i could see being in "the K-Guare Fan Club"
is a group of 12 year old fat chicks, and my friend's mom.

<EDIT>
Holy crap, i forgot to mention to the people who care,
long story short, a friend of mine actually
owns the K-Guare.com domain, and the server for it.
He's undergoing a money crisis right now, so to pay him back
i've decided to pay for the server (which also hosts a domain of his.)
But until i do that, the site will probably be down.
Sorry TehSla-i mean...you newgrounders. :]
</EDIT>

Anyways, i'm going to Walt Disney World in 1 week,
since i live like maybe one hour away from it, my family always goes
during the winter time because my mom manages to get free tickets.
Be sure to holler "YO K-GUARE" to the sexiest man you see there
if you happen to be going as well, lol.

Why don't i ever use my graphics tablet? Heh.
K-Guare. (Puts the Funk in Functions.*)

* Yeah, i just thought of that lol. You can steal it if you want. :]