Think of any random word!
Just one word, that's the only rule!
Hurry hurry hurry!

Coming up before the year is over:
More games. :]
Details about that later.
<3

Before i was born, my parents made bad grades.
But, although online IQ tests aren't too accurate,
i have higher than both of them.
But if you haven't noticed already,
i'm REALLY lazy, something i know is going to
curse me in the future.

I got one bad grade on my report card,
yes that's right, grade-a singular noun; just one.
So i'm only allowed on the computer on saturday and sunday
for only two hours.
Even now, my parents are arguing weather or not
i'm lying about how long i was on when they weren't home;
i'm not lying (yes, really), but they don't trust me.

So i wont be posting on weekdays,
just so you guys know where i'm at.

But i'll try to make the most of the time i can get online. :[

In my opinion, tuesday has to be the most boring day of the whole week.
No, not monday, tuesday definitely beats it.
Anyways, let's go over the news that
nobody really cares about right? :]

I decided not to make a submission for halloween, because
i've been spending a lot of extra time coding for a game WAaAzZAaA and i are making.
Remember that one? Yeah, it was supposed to be for the
max games contest, but we both decided it'd be better
to spend more time on it making it a quality game, and hope for a sponsorship.
:]

After the game is finished, and after i finally finish up the other flashes i've got
going on right now, i expect to release a new solo project before the end of the year.
Coming up with a name for it has been hard, but
when a name is made you'll probably be hearing about it a lot from me until the release.

The sad thing is, that's all the news i have for you.
Have a good tuesday. :]

First off, i'd like to thank everyone who posted on my
last newspost, because interestingly enough it's the only one so far
that's gotten over 100 comments. Yay. :D
Now about my name,
as some of you might know in one of the comments i said
that the correct pronunciation has already been mentioned.
This was because if i told the first person to get it right that
they were correct, then everybody would say the correct way instead
of the way they really think it is...
And now the moment you've waited two weeks for...

My name is pronounced KAY-GWAR (Gwar rhymes with Bar),
and a special shout-out deserved to Goat-Man, the first to get it right. :]
I think there was about 15 other people who got it right as well,
congratulations to you guys too. <3

ANNYWAYSS who cares about my name now. :D
A lot of people have been asking me to help them with their games...
The reason i haven't been helping you guys all too much
is because i'm working on an epic game with
my home dawg WAaAzZAaA! :D
I don't want to give too much information out, but,
let's just say there will be a lot of ice cream involved. :]

It's a platformer, and the characters move
as smooth as a baby's bottom. Almost all the art is done, i just
have to program it...
It's for the Max Games contest, and it's due October 30th i believe...

Also, some of you might remember Sistem69's old Black Stick movie...
Well Sistem and i decided to work on it together. :D
3 Backgrounds from him, 3 Backgrounds from me, and
we'll both animate sticks to skate across them.
But it's not called Black Stick anymore, now it's
Sistem69 vs. K-Guare: Skate
So expect that in the future. :]

Along with those, and the Seven Ages of Rock collab,
i was really hoping to submit something for halloween this year.
But my artwork/animation isn't the best, so,
i'll have to practice a bit when i'm not working on the game...

And if you were wondering, i have absolutely no social life,
that's how i have time for this. :D
hehe just keeding.

I do the running man to this song in my free time.

Leave a comment and express your feelings. <3

Tell me, how do you pronounce K-Guare?
Show me through spelled pronunciation,
for instance, the word Eleven would be (EE-lev-uhn).

I've heard many MANY weird ways to pronounce it,
i'll tell you the correct way in my next news post.

:]

Edit: OOPS almost forgot the sweet music.

I don't think i even deposited experience yesterday because
I BOUGHT SPORE; THE MOST AMAZING GAME on planet Earth.
Have you played it? I never knew that
growing from just a single cell lifeform, and then eventually
taking over other planets would be so much fun.
"Well who cares about that, K-Guare?"

It means i probably wont be on newgrounds often until
i beat the damn game, then of course i'll beat it again
on a more difficult setting.
Then again as a Herbivore.
Then of course i'll probably spend a billion years
in the creature/vehicle/boat/spaceship/house/
whatever creator.
I'm not even sure yet because i haven't gotten too far into it.
I'd tell you more about the ups and downs, but,
i'm just too giddy about the game in general
to give an accurate review for it, other than saying that
it's freaking awesome.
Maybe almost one of the coolest games i've ever played, because
unlike most of the rest of the gamer population,
i get tired of killing people non stop.

Anyways sorry for the flash delay guys,
but i've been getting some good ideas for series/games/collabs.
Not sure which one will come first, but,
i think i have decided that the next MindFeed will come out
July 27th, 2009.
Exactly one year from the original.
So if your looking forward to a sequel,
have fun waiting. :D

Err...that's all i got.
What a beautiful movie this was.

Well i'm super excited right now because my
check from tom, my certificate, and my t-shirt/stickers have arrived. :]]
Yay, thanks to everyone again who voted for MindFeed, i can only
hope that my next few projects will be as successful.

Also, i've started work on my Seven Ages of Rock: The Collab part.
It's pretty amazing how i just started my part for it about 3 days ago, and
i already have twice as many ideas and am a lot further than my SFC3 submission.
Problem is, i don't really like giving previews because people like to assume
that it's completely finished, and the way i animate things is weird, so...

I got Computer Graphics as a class this year, too.
So finally i can learn the magical ways of Photoshop;
even though i already know more about it than my
teacher does (Seriously, he's a dumbass.)
But practice is good, and i'll certainly get it there.

Remember the 100 Frame Skate Collab?
My first news post was a advertisement thread for it.
Well it's finally finishing up, and i think it's
gonna be a pretty decent collab if things turn out good. :]
So be excited.
BE EXCITED! :D

I think that's all the news, now i'm going to go
leap in happiness, in my new Tankmen T-Shirt.
I bet you want me now. :D

That's right, i'm making a website.
I've talked about it for a while, but i never really thought i'd do it.
I already have the domain, and the host.
So go to K-Guare.com right now and check out
my beautiful sign, which millions of people have seen of course. :D

I'm doing it from scratch, so don't bug me for like today and tomorrow,
this is also a great opportunity for me to get better at PHP, any tips
for a total PHP n00b via profile comment would be awesome. :]

Anyways, while that's still in development,
i've been practicing a lot with my tablet. Slowly but surely,
Kip and i are getting better at it. I think i'm trying too hard,
i think just drawing it instead of being all afraid of how it'll turn out
would definitely be a plus.

HEEY this reminds me, now that i have a website, i could be affiliates with NG.
Yay.! :D
Sadly, that's all the news i have for you. Sorry.
But i would like to take this opportunity to thank everybody
who voted for MindFeed earlier this month, fifth place in the
whole month means a lot more to me than you could imagine. :D
And Bob, if your reading this, have you sent my check? :]

K-Guare out.

I just realized, all the flashes i've told you guys about
so far (except my SFC3 submission :P) are DONE.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN K-GUARE?
Well now it means i get to start over with some new ideas, and
now that Kip is in my possession,
you best expect something awesome.

Also, yesterday i was dying to know how many flashes would
get saved this year.
Kindly look over at the flash portal page, in-between Best of the Week and Past Daily Winners.

1334. That has to be a new record.
If 3 more were submitted, it would have been 1337, lol.
But i think the best part about Clock Day is
the people that would normally make shitty submissions that day
make more the day after because they think people liked it. :DD
BUAHA It's fuggen hilarious :]

In other news, i have no idea when any of the 3 collabs i'm in will be due,
(SFC3, 100 Frame Skate Collab, & NG Levels Collab)
But i've already made my part for 2/3
My part for SFC3 is taking so long because i'm
really terrible at FBF, and i have to make it nice to
defeat my arch rival Morrowdays. :D

</shitty news post>

Well it's been a week since the release of MindFeed, so,
i suppose i'll give you one last round of statistics, then i'll finally shut up about it.

100,000 views so far,
5,200+ votes,
640+ favorites,
1,200+ reviews,
and over 900 of those being 9's and 10's.
and since release i've had 51 people add me as a favorite artist.
Again, thanks a lot to everybody who made this happen :D

But now onto other things,
now i have all the requirements of starting a collab.
I had some ideas in mind, but i wont even think about
starting one up until i finish my submission for
the SFC3. :D

Speaking of SFC3,
Morrowdays, creator of Cardboard City (along with Nicholas-Deary),
and i are having an epic FLASHOFF,
whoever makes the better submission wins.
You better be expecting some brutal skate animation in this collab :D.

And i've named my currently in-the-mail Graphics Tablet,
his name will be Kip, the most brutal name for the most brutal tablet. :D
So whenever i say, "Kip and i are gonna go Flashin'..."
You best know i mean (in plain english),
"I think i'm going to continue one of my current Adobe Flash Projects with my new Wacom Bamboo Fun."
So be on the lookout for that too. :D

I think that's all the news i have for you,
i'll probably edit something in 5 minutes from now
and pretend i never forgot about it...
Until then, i think me and my girl are gonna go party all the time.