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    What the hell?

    Posted by K-Guare - August 9th, 2009


    You shouldn't be on Newgrounds,
    you should be working on your PO3 submission.
    You know, you've been behind for some time now...

    Look at me when I'm talking to you, please...
    You really need to set your priorities,
    I'm getting tired of your bullshit here.

    Go do it, son. I'm counting on you.
    :] <3 :D :3 kg.

    I'll be back in a while.

    .
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    Comments

    Whhhat?

    .<3

    huh?

    Oh you totally just stole that from Marcy.

    K will do Capt.

    Aye!

    Power of Threeeeee! :D

    Spelling beeeee! :D

    This song... speaks to me

    You speak to me, too. :3

    i prefer this song with air supply :P

    That's a really good one too. :]

    where are you going?

    I'm a working man now, son.
    Somebodies got to work to feed the family, take out the garbage,
    terrible stuff like that. Now go to your room.
    <3

    how was the warped tour, sweetie?

    it was great, hun. so, uh...
    we haven't talked about this in a while, but,
    when is it my turn to watch the kids again?

    YOU'RE A HEROIN ADDICT AND I DON'T WANT YOU NEAR MY KIDS!

    "FATHERS HAVE RIGHTS TOO, PRETTY YOUNG THING,"
    K-Guare bellowed out of his robotic interior,
    "NOW YOU KEEP THAT ATTITUDE UP AND I'M GONNA CALL DAN."

    [plot twist]

    IF ONLY YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU WERE A ROBOT BEFORE WE HAD KIDS!

    THE SEMEN IS REAL, IT WAS JUST DONATED.

    Robots aren't supposed to swear.

    false;

    I'm going to kill you.

    I still love you. <3

    I'm in love with your sig

    I'm in love with your game. <3

    someone call my name neighbors?

    I need a gallon of sugar, please.
    Run it over here at your convenience. <3

    K-guare = awesomeness :D

    You're amazing. :]

    I thought so... be back in a jiffee.

    "In astrophysics and quantum physics a jiffy is, as defined by Edward R. Harrison,[5] the time it takes for light to travel one fermi, which is the size of a nucleon. One fermi is 1.0E%u221214 m, so a jiffy is about 3.0E%u221229 seconds."

    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

    awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

    The way you type,
    it amazes me.
    No matter what you write down,
    It always looks like poetry.

    xeptic is definitely
    a fun name to look at.
    ....if only if only
    i knew how to pronounce that.

    Edit - :]

    okay I have the sugar, but they had a buy 1 get get 1 free sale. So I have 2 gallons of sugar. What do I DO??!??!?!??!? I've failed you neighbor.

    Make Zorse a cake.

    turtleco, don't give your sugar to mister guare because sugar makes robots short-circuit. Give the sugar to charity

    false;

    Sugar makes me giggle.

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