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K-Guare
[Insert blurb about K-Guare here]

Male

Testing Organizer

vohratech Terminal #4

Joined on 5/23/08

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Comments

Whhhat?

.<3

huh?

Oh you totally just stole that from Marcy.

K will do Capt.

Aye!

Power of Threeeeee! :D

Spelling beeeee! :D

This song... speaks to me

You speak to me, too. :3

i prefer this song with air supply :P

That's a really good one too. :]

where are you going?

I'm a working man now, son.
Somebodies got to work to feed the family, take out the garbage,
terrible stuff like that. Now go to your room.
<3

how was the warped tour, sweetie?

it was great, hun. so, uh...
we haven't talked about this in a while, but,
when is it my turn to watch the kids again?

YOU'RE A HEROIN ADDICT AND I DON'T WANT YOU NEAR MY KIDS!

"FATHERS HAVE RIGHTS TOO, PRETTY YOUNG THING,"
K-Guare bellowed out of his robotic interior,
"NOW YOU KEEP THAT ATTITUDE UP AND I'M GONNA CALL DAN."

[plot twist]

IF ONLY YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU WERE A ROBOT BEFORE WE HAD KIDS!

THE SEMEN IS REAL, IT WAS JUST DONATED.

Robots aren't supposed to swear.

false;

I'm going to kill you.

I still love you. <3

I'm in love with your sig

I'm in love with your game. <3

someone call my name neighbors?

I need a gallon of sugar, please.
Run it over here at your convenience. <3

K-guare = awesomeness :D

You're amazing. :]

I thought so... be back in a jiffee.

"In astrophysics and quantum physics a jiffy is, as defined by Edward R. Harrison,[5] the time it takes for light to travel one fermi, which is the size of a nucleon. One fermi is 1.0E%u221214 m, so a jiffy is about 3.0E%u221229 seconds."

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

The way you type,
it amazes me.
No matter what you write down,
It always looks like poetry.

xeptic is definitely
a fun name to look at.
....if only if only
i knew how to pronounce that.

Edit - :]

okay I have the sugar, but they had a buy 1 get get 1 free sale. So I have 2 gallons of sugar. What do I DO??!??!?!??!? I've failed you neighbor.

Make Zorse a cake.

turtleco, don't give your sugar to mister guare because sugar makes robots short-circuit. Give the sugar to charity

false;

Sugar makes me giggle.

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