K-Guare's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sushi Cat The Honeymoon]

Awesome

Catface meets Peggle. ;3

[Seven's Second Adventure]

Another one!

But really, this one is actually pretty damn entertaining.
I liked how the player had two different halves of picks
going on at the same time, there was a lot to remember
to play this the right way, but we all know on the inside
we just cheated off of your latest news post. :3

So I haven't finished yet, there's a lot of walking, but
it's pretty entertaining actually. Awesome art, too.
And the stuff people say is just hilarious.
:) COOL GAME U GUYZ. !
But really, much improved too.
Way to go! Now I better go work on some games, lolllielz.
kg. <3

Magical-Zorse responds:

Yea, go finish mindfeed 2 already!

[Llama Adventure]

Groovy

Whenever I get a couple good ideas for a game,
one of them always gets made into something awesome
about a month after I think it up.
This would be one of those times.

I guess all that means is I have to work faster.
Work faster, only to defeat cavemen flash developers
like jmtb02, so they can bathe in their own anger when
my version of their supposedly original idea goes
gold before theirs is even released.

Be afraid of the future, son! <3 :]
67% of this review is a joke.
But hey, the game was good...

[Epic Platform Tutorial]

Yay?

Alright idea I guess, but,
it doesn't look like there was much effort to actually
teach people what exactly they're copying/pasting
into their Flash.
I mean REALLY teach, not just say what each line does.

Not the worst tutorial I've ever seen, though.

TheShyGuy responds:

:(. it took me 21 hours overall to make this, 1 week for research, and 2 weeks after that for final completion. ah well. Sorry you didnt enjoy it.

[Gordon Freeman:SoundBoard]

Hehe

See...it's funny because...
the soundboard doesn't say anything...
and Gordon Freeman doesn't say anything either...
so...hehe...it's funny to make a soundboard...
because we all know there's nothing worth hearing
that would be on there...hehehe...aheh..
heh.

Completely useless bit of information;
Whenever I think of the name Gordon Freeman,
I always think of Morgan Freeman too.

[Closure]

Holy pooper hole

First thing first,
You guys make a beautiful team.
The art worked so well with the concept of the game.
So well, in fact, that i almost shit my pants on level 21.
Where the thing is sliding across, and the music wa...
and the message on the wall...and...dear God I was terrified.

After i finish writing this I'll man up a little and
try to play that level again.

But besides the style of it,
the concept is awesome. I think I could
play this for hours if i had the courage, lol.
Great job you both.
I'll click a bit of ad revenue on your sites i guess. :3

kg.

[123 GO BIKE]

123 GO BIKE

I liked the title better than the game, lol. :]
But it was kinda fun, i'm not a fan of racing games much though.

[Dodge.]

100th review :D

All in all the game was only alright.
Everybody loves cool glow effects,
especially me; it's definitely a plus.
The graphics were also good, it gave me
a cool computer-ish techno feeling.

But the gameplay could have used some work.
After the first two levels, i was left wondering
"is this it?" And as far as i could tell, that
was indeed it. You definitely have potential, but,
the one thing you need to get is a great idea.

Looking forward to seeing
that great idea of yours in the portal. :]
kg.

moogoat responds:

In the first two levels, there's only one enemy type, so if you haven't played past there I highly suggest you try a bit further, where there's more variation in enemies.

Thanks for the review, though. I'll try to incorporate some more depth to the gameplay in my sequel!

[Amorphous Blorb]

Very nice

Who said programmers couldn't be artists. :]

[Cops and robbers...]

Haha,

So, i suppose this is kinda supposed to be 2 player,
since there's two sets of controls for two objects in a race...
But i don't understand, what's the player that's supposed to
be the cop do?
The screen doesn't move with it. :]

A dual screen would have made this about 5x better,
but overall good effort. :]