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I wonder what would happen if I stopped typing in paragraphs... Been thinking about it lately, and it doesn't seem like half bad of an idea. Mainly because with the iPhone screen, or any case where text is jumbled together in a very narrow TextField, it looks a heck of a lot better like this.

But I'll keep considering, and doubting doing that. :)
Let's cut to the chase, I want you to do something for me.
Yes, you: registered Newgrounds user reading this.

I want you to briefly describe yourself.
That's all, just tell me about yourself.

Feel free to comment, I always reply. :)
kg. <3

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Oct. 28, 2009 | 1:53 AM falarinx says:

You want to know about me? I've got a blog for that. Heck, you want deep thoughts? Make sure to read the comments and responses. That is about me.

Oct. 28, 2009 | 2:16 PM K-Guare responds:

I'll be sure do that sometime. ;)

Oct. 28, 2009 | 1:58 AM Eammy says:

I am not specified. Therefore, I am immune to racism, but an easy bully target/ victim because of my 'not in any group' / being an outsider. I could easily solve this problem with my fists, but then that would make me 'one of them', which I do not like at all. I just simply ignore them, since their way of living is gross & corrupt...

There.

Oct. 28, 2009 | 2:18 PM K-Guare responds:

Good answer, I have a couple of friends
in a similar situation as you. Maybe not as severe,
but they seem to feel the same way.
Interesting response. :]

Oct. 28, 2009 | 8:04 AM JonBro says:

I think the world is full of idiots and I'm not one of them. I could be wrong.

Oct. 28, 2009 | 2:21 PM K-Guare responds:

I think I thought the same thing at some point. Maybe.
:)

Oct. 28, 2009 | 10:34 AM Wasim says:

im a spammer

Oct. 28, 2009 | 2:22 PM K-Guare responds:

But that's only what you think. C:

Oct. 28, 2009 | 10:46 AM SirUndead says:

About me?

I'm a PC.

I also think you're over thinking your typing methods. Furthermore, you shouldn't ask Newgrounders about "who they are". Unsavory lot, the bunch of us. Have you SEEN the Hentai collection? Wait, don't answer that, nobody answer that.

Oct. 28, 2009 | 2:28 PM K-Guare responds:

We've got a lot in common then.

Also, your claim:
I can't question another's self-esteem because
I over analyze my typing methods.
That doesn't make sense. :)

Oct. 28, 2009 | 4:28 PM turtleco says:

well... I like long walks on the beach...

um... I recently ordered a book from Florida... hope it gets here soon...

I am actually a drama and film geek, don't tell anyone... shhhhh...... no, it's okay you can tell....

WELL ACTUALLY..... now that I think about it this is a dumb thing for me to do since I already use your news posts for twittering...

oh and.... http://www.instantstorm.com/

just upload the swf and BAM!!! that's it.

Oct. 28, 2009 | 9:00 PM K-Guare responds:

THAT'S quite a lot to take in there. ;)
I thought I'd get a lot more comments than this from
a front page post, but that's what I get for posting it
at 1:30 in the morning.

~Now converting this post into twitter mode.~

Oct. 28, 2009 | 9:53 PM Magical-Zorse says:

My name is Vince, I'm paranoid, and I sometimes make flash games.

Oct. 28, 2009 | 10:51 PM K-Guare responds:

Hiye, itsh Vince wiff de Paranoia!
Hahaha, ha. ;)

P.S. Your games are awesome. :3

Updated: Oct. 28, 2009, 10:51 PM

Oct. 29, 2009 | 8:24 PM turtleco says:

(inserting awesome blurb about k-guare)

[LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL!!! I'm so cool!!!]

what do you think?

Oct. 30, 2009 | 12:10 PM K-Guare responds:

pfffffffffffffffffft! Hehe. :)

Oct. 29, 2009 | 10:41 PM Magical-Zorse says:

oh, and about turtlco posting too many times in a row on your last newspost, I did think it was a little odd how many times he was leaving you comments, but I assumed you were having a conversation.

Oct. 30, 2009 | 12:12 PM K-Guare responds:

We kinda were, my userpage is just his twitter. :3

Oct. 30, 2009 | 4:58 PM turtleco says:

when I feel like it I might make an animated thing based on my antics on k-guare's page, and you will be in it zorse!

Oct. 30, 2009 | 7:32 PM K-Guare responds:

haha, that's pretty exciting. :]
Which reminds me, I haven't worked
on that flash of mine in a while.
I better get on that...

Oct. 31, 2009 | 2:16 AM Magical-Zorse says:

Also, I have a special suprise for turtleco
tee hee
you'll see it soon enough

Nov. 1, 2009 | 9:23 AM K-Guare responds:

Good to see some brotherly love
right here on my userpage.

Oct. 31, 2009 | 11:30 AM turtleco says:

that's some c-c-c-c-crazy stuff zorse, and btw TODAY IS GO DRESS UP IN COSTUMES AND ASK STRANGERS FOR CANDY DAY ( or for me, every day...)

Nov. 1, 2009 | 9:24 AM K-Guare responds:

NOT FOR ME. I don't have to dress up,
I have the best costume of them all.

Nov. 1, 2009 | 11:47 AM turtleco says:

my favorite part about these k-guare + turtleco adventure things is that I don't need to pm voice actors or anything. They take too long.

Nov. 3, 2009 | 11:47 AM K-Guare responds:

hell yes. VAs are for chumps. :]
I like the cheapness of the voices,
it all adds to the adorableness.

Nov. 1, 2009 | 9:15 PM turtleco says:

and I was bored recently so here are some pics for you to enjoy ;D

both are about me, if I was a girl

http://tinypic.com/r/30lmpsy/4
http://tinypic.com/r/so0hur/4

Nov. 3, 2009 | 11:47 AM K-Guare responds:

loll

Nov. 2, 2009 | 4:31 PM turtleco says:

possible need of help.... do you know if it is possible to convert a newer version of a flash file to an older version?

Nov. 3, 2009 | 11:49 AM K-Guare responds:

If you can't open the newer one, you need somebody else to do it.
You can convert a Flash file one version under the one you have.

CS4 can convert to CS3, and CS3 can convert to Flash 8.
So if the document is CS4, and you have Flash 8,
you're going to need a couple of people to help out.
I have Flash CS3, so I canvert a CS3 file to Flash 8 for ya.
Let me know if you'd like me to convert something. :]

Nov. 3, 2009 | 5:25 PM turtleco says:

yeah, I asked you this because I am all of a sudden a leader of a collab (not that it's a bad thing). I know for a fact that TommyVF (who I think is doing a part, maybe quit, no idea) has flash CS3 or something. It's wierd how these things happen.

Nov. 5, 2009 | 9:14 AM K-Guare responds:

Well sheesh. Good luck, turtleco. :)
PM me if you need something converted. :3

Nov. 3, 2009 | 6:38 PM Magical-Zorse says:

those pictures are awesome, turtleco

Nov. 5, 2009 | 9:15 AM K-Guare responds:

trace(this);

Nov. 4, 2009 | 6:46 PM turtleco says:

:D I think you are awesome magical-zorse

and..................................
.............. Happy belated B-day KG is nominated for top movie of the month! everyone spam the highest score nao!!! :3 jk...

Nov. 5, 2009 | 9:16 AM K-Guare responds:

LOL I'm DOING IT.
I'm gonna try my best to get you $250, and then you
can buy yourself the student edition of Flash CS4.

Or a tablet. :D

Nov. 5, 2009 | 5:59 PM turtleco says:

does it tell you how many people put you on their list?

Nov. 6, 2009 | 12:10 PM K-Guare responds:

Nah, you just win. :3

Nov. 7, 2009 | 8:46 AM turtleco says:

OMG sevenseize adventure tooo is out! I'm gonna pre-order it NOW!!!

Nov. 7, 2009 | 2:34 PM K-Guare responds:

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Nov. 7, 2009 | 7:53 PM turtleco says:

lol, I just wanted to say hi

btw, how are those rusted joints :3

Nov. 10, 2009 | 4:30 PM K-Guare responds:

oiled up, thanks to Zorse. :)

Nov. 9, 2009 | 11:01 PM Magical-Zorse says:

omg, k-guare made new art!

Nov. 10, 2009 | 4:30 PM K-Guare responds:

CERTAINLY did!

Nov. 10, 2009 | 12:04 PM turtleco says:

yeah I saw it a week a go and lol'd it was freakin' awesome.

Nov. 10, 2009 | 4:30 PM K-Guare responds:

glad you like. <3

Nov. 11, 2009 | 8:59 AM sumidiotdude says:

The dude from Digital Underground has a cool nose.

Also, it's your chance to do the hump.

Nov. 11, 2009 | 10:51 PM K-Guare responds:

i'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice,
hey yo' fat girl... c'mere are ya ticklish?

Nov. 11, 2009 | 2:37 PM turtleco says:

do the humpty hump

Nov. 11, 2009 | 10:52 PM K-Guare responds:

i once got busy in a burger king bathroom.

Nov. 12, 2009 | 12:52 AM Magical-Zorse says:

Hooray! No more ugly level 16
Just Sexy level 17!

Nov. 12, 2009 | 8:58 PM K-Guare responds:

YESS, God I hated Level 16. :/
baseball bat sexxxxxy candy.

// Serious note ::
P.S. I'm upgrading my Dedicated Game Development Processor.
I thought I'd say that, because you made a very good
point in that game: it's depressing how slow I release games. :(

In addition, I'm in need of firmer monetary income.

Updated: Nov. 12, 2009, 9:03 PM

Nov. 12, 2009 | 4:51 PM turtleco says:

LOL lvl up babeh! I'm still lvl 7 so is fiziks

Nov. 12, 2009 | 9:04 PM K-Guare responds:

betta depozitz they experienzetz!

Nov. 13, 2009 | 3:04 PM turtleco says:

I just can't really get into it, I don't really go on the portal enough or watch enough movies/games to deposit

Nov. 13, 2009 | 7:15 PM K-Guare responds:

You know, i used to think everything in the portal was just crap.
Most of it kinda is, you know, but there's definitely a few gems
that make the whole thing worth it.

You never know, maybe you'll have a new favorite Flash. :3
Plus, exp. What more could a statwhore ask for? ;)

Nov. 13, 2009 | 8:08 PM turtleco says:

It's not that I think everything is crap, I just don't feel like (or can at the time) watching every movie. I think I am living proof that gems just pass by.

Nov. 13, 2009 | 10:40 PM K-Guare responds:

suit yourself :)

Nov. 13, 2009 | 8:10 PM turtleco says:

also I really hope that all of the I'm on a boat collab parts get finished, I'm a bit sick of it. I also Hope to get my collab over with. Considering how much planned stuff I have ahead.

Nov. 13, 2009 | 10:41 PM K-Guare responds:

you workaholic you. hah. well good luck with your stuff. ;)

Nov. 13, 2009 | 8:11 PM turtleco says:

and not to sound douchy by living proof I'm talking about fab and dream collab.

Nov. 13, 2009 | 10:42 PM K-Guare responds:

yeah, it was uber depressing how The Fab Collab didn't
receive that much recognition. It was pretty dang good, I think.
Yeah, some of the parts could have been better, but it was
pretty well organized, and not all collabs have a contest.

Time's past now, though. :)

Nov. 14, 2009 | 10:03 AM turtleco says:

well we should've just asked tom to put it on the front page.

Nov. 14, 2009 | 11:44 AM K-Guare responds:

nah, k-guare doesn't like begging. :)

Nov. 14, 2009 | 2:23 PM turtleco says:

yeah, it doesn't feel like you've earned it if that's what you do. I used to think that Tom saw every movie in the portal, so he would automatically put it on front page if he thought it was good enough.

Nov. 16, 2009 | 8:42 PM K-Guare responds:

:OOOOOOOO!

Nov. 14, 2009 | 4:02 PM turtleco says:

well it's not impossible for it to get discovered in a year or so though.

Nov. 16, 2009 | 8:42 PM K-Guare responds:

Not really, even less likely I'd think. :3

Nov. 14, 2009 | 10:22 PM turtleco says:

I think the only reason the fab collab didn't pass off as well as we wanted was because people said that the whole collab was bad because of robertj. His parts weren't even that bad. I liked them to be truthful. Tehslaphappy's, fizik's, ironosaur's, and holyfork's parts were really good.

Nov. 16, 2009 | 8:45 PM K-Guare responds:

Yeah yeah, it's just sort of a last impression.
His part was near the end, so maybe if I would have
placed some really good parts near the end as well,
their final opinion of the collab would have been
a bit, well, more fabulous.

Nov. 15, 2009 | 5:00 PM turtleco says:

my turtle got out of his cage today. I found him right away though, he blends in with the carpet.

Nov. 16, 2009 | 8:45 PM K-Guare responds:

Must have been a difficult find for you.

You have a turtle-shell-green carpet? ;3

Nov. 16, 2009 | 8:55 PM turtleco says:

he has a brown shell silly

Nov. 16, 2009 | 9:12 PM K-Guare responds:

gaw I THOUGHT TURTLE SHELLS WERE GREENISH. :(
I wouldn't really know, though, because I've
never owned a turtle, nor have I seen many
in my time.

Nov. 16, 2009 | 9:19 PM turtleco says:

they make great pets and are easy to take care of. Did you know for the movie Jurassic park they just slow down a bear's growl to get the sound of the dinosaurs.

Nov. 17, 2009 | 8:35 PM K-Guare responds:

Legend has it one dinosaur growl sample
is a recording of me churning oil.

But I didn't know that. Pretty sweet. ;)

Nov. 17, 2009 | 8:55 PM turtleco says:

lol I'm full of random facts.

Nov. 19, 2009 | 8:46 PM K-Guare responds:

Friction is a nonconservative force.

Nov. 22, 2009 | 1:47 PM turtleco says:

when people make a smiley face with a "C" I always think it's a nose face C:

Nov. 22, 2009 | 8:48 PM K-Guare responds:

Aha, nice.

Nov. 22, 2009 | 2:53 PM Magical-Zorse says:

nice userpic

Nov. 22, 2009 | 8:48 PM K-Guare responds:

nice ass

Nov. 22, 2009 | 10:03 PM SevenSeize says:

I'm hungry. :-(

Nov. 23, 2009 | 3:25 PM K-Guare responds:

"The velociraptor is known to crave many tropical tasting animals, of which the Magical Zorse (Equus Magicallus) is the highest delicacy."

Nov. 22, 2009 | 10:06 PM turtleco says:

I'm hungarian

Nov. 23, 2009 | 3:25 PM K-Guare responds:

I'm K-Guare. <3

Nov. 23, 2009 | 11:53 PM Magical-Zorse says:

IT'S ILLEGAL TO EAT A MAGICAL ZORSE
ALSO, WE HAVE VERY TOUGH SKIN, SO CHEWING IS IMPOSSIBLE

Nov. 24, 2009 | 3:21 PM K-Guare responds:

The skin isn't as tough at a young age. Which is also
why the young Magical Zorselings are of an even
higher delicacy to creatures such as the velociraptor.

Nov. 24, 2009 | 8:47 PM Magical-Zorse says:

your handwriting is beautiful

Nov. 24, 2009 | 10:39 PM K-Guare responds:

beautiful like turtleco

http://i50.tinypic.com/fcjt3s.jpg

Nov. 24, 2009 | 9:17 PM turtleco says:

I'm beautiful ;D

Nov. 24, 2009 | 10:39 PM K-Guare responds:

beautiful like my handwriting

Nov. 25, 2009 | 12:29 PM turtleco says:

why is it that I can watch flash movies and play flash games on a lot of other sites, but I can't on newgrounds? (mind you I am using a proxy server) is newgrounds' flash player being blocked by the proxy?

nvm, I'm going to be on kongregate for like ever, because now I can play games.

Nov. 26, 2009 | 11:29 AM K-Guare responds:

Probably?

Nov. 26, 2009 | 11:50 AM turtleco says:

so yeah... did ya play 1 dimensional quest yet? good game...

Nov. 26, 2009 | 1:31 PM K-Guare responds:

Yeah, it was a very interesting idea.
I still wish Library Party would have won something. :(