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I'm making something, and I'm excited about how it's going to come out.
Flash, that is. K-Guare a'int no one hit wonder ladies and gentlemen.
By the way, "That game" has been finished, but is probably never going to be released.
Just in case you were wondering.

kggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

I'm thought about getting a Twitter, but my name is taken.
COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT.

Side Note: Photography is a great substitute when
you don't want to draw things for your userpage. :3

Side Note 2: I said "I am thought about getting a Twitter" above.
I'm going to leave it there in an attempt to learn how to accept
my own personal imperfections.

Updated: 10/03/09 4:23 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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Sep. 27, 2009 | 11:21 PM Magical-Zorse says:

"What kind of meanie would steal such a cool name?" Magical-Zorse Asked in disbelief

Sep. 27, 2009 | 11:32 PM K-Guare responds:

K-Guare sighed at its sad realization: "A meanie who's actual name is kathryn guare." K-Guare looked to the floor, and gesticulated frustration. He also wondered how his pal Magical-Zorse had responded so quickly to his news post.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 12:23 AM PaperBat says:

Hey man, I think I love you

Sep. 28, 2009 | 3:19 PM K-Guare responds:

you'll never find...
as long as you live...
someone WHOO LOOOVES YOU... tttttttenderr like I do.

WOAH I'M NOT BRAGGIN ON MYSELF BABY.
BUT I'M THE ONE WHO LOVES YOU, AND THERES NO ONE ELSE!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONE ELSE!

Sep. 28, 2009 | 12:23 AM PaperBat says:

And why would you make a game, and not release it D:

Sep. 28, 2009 | 3:20 PM K-Guare responds:

Wasn't quite up to my standards, and I've
been at a loss for a solution for the past 8 or so months.

I might release it sometime... Maybe. :3

Sep. 28, 2009 | 12:42 AM Magical-Zorse says:

"I have no idea how I responded so quickly" Said Magical-Zorse as he sat there and refreshed K-Guare's userpage for the thousandth time.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 3:25 PM K-Guare responds:

Little did Magical-Zorse know that K-Guare had hacked Google Analytics on his userpage, and was curious as to why so many page views had been coming from Anacortes, WA. Interpreting this information, he connected the dots and knew what he was going to do next: go to Disney World.

And get a restraining order.

(kiddddding :3)

Sep. 28, 2009 | 2:06 AM jaxxy says:

I thought about a twitter too....but alas. My name was also taken. Fuck Twitter. :/

Sep. 28, 2009 | 3:26 PM K-Guare responds:

Stupid twitter and its stupid popularity and
its stupid selection of very very small usernames
and stupid such. stupid.

Sep. 28, 2009 | 9:11 AM turtleco says:

it's ok Katheryn guare, twitter is for lamos

Sep. 28, 2009 | 3:26 PM K-Guare responds:

I was thinking about sending her a message
to change her name. Lol.

Oct. 1, 2009 | 5:44 PM Xeptic says:

If you finished it, might as well submit it, right?

Oct. 1, 2009 | 8:42 PM K-Guare responds:

Good point, but the problem is I'm in
a bit of an endless loop right now.
Here's the gist of it:

1) Want to get it sponsored
2) Think it isn't fun enough to get sponsored, try to fix.
3) Can't think of ways to make it better, so plan to release anyway.
4) Want to release anyway, but refrain because I still don't like it enough.
5) Notice a lot of games I don't really like are sponsored.
Then repeat back at step 1.

Oct. 3, 2009 | 10:05 AM turtleco says:

what if you put a hyphen in between so it would be K-guare

anywho, I got a new userpic! take that K-guare! X3

Oct. 3, 2009 | 4:19 PM K-Guare responds:

Twitter doesn't allow hyphens in usernames, I tried. :[
Good suggestion, though.

OH and that's a mighty fine userpic thar. :3

Updated: Oct. 3, 2009, 4:19 PM

Oct. 3, 2009 | 10:06 AM turtleco says:

oh, and can I BETA test ur game? hm...? maybe I can help with that little problem ur having.

Oct. 3, 2009 | 4:20 PM K-Guare responds:

mmmmmmmmaybe. I'll think about it. :]

Oct. 3, 2009 | 11:27 PM turtleco says:

no hyphens? that is silly. and thanks, maybe my next userpic will combine ur fabric and my turtles

Oct. 4, 2009 | 12:20 PM K-Guare responds:

yaay! :] heh, fab-ric.

Oct. 3, 2009 | 11:28 PM turtleco says:

wait a minute! is ur name kris guare? O:

Oct. 4, 2009 | 12:20 PM K-Guare responds:

Not even close. :3
QUADRUPLE POST.

Oct. 4, 2009 | 3:03 PM turtleco says:

make that quintiple post :3

Oct. 4, 2009 | 9:42 PM K-Guare responds:

ROOAR: Your quintuple posts are everywhere.

http://i35.tinypic.com/k1phy8.jpg

Oct. 7, 2009 | 12:34 AM Magical-Zorse says:

NOOOOO, level 16 is sooooooooo ugly!

Oct. 7, 2009 | 2:17 PM K-Guare responds:

I've been depositing every day since I got it,
which is pretty uncommon for me.
That's just how much I don't like it. :[

BUT IT COMPLIMENTS THE PINK RATHER WELL

Oct. 8, 2009 | 10:18 AM Kevin says:

Guess who renounced his AS2 faith :D

Oct. 8, 2009 | 5:26 PM K-Guare responds:

*tear* my boy's growing up. :] <3

Boy, I remember the day I decided to move.
I had butterflies, everything just made
so much more sense.

If you need something answered and are too
embarrassed to post it on the forums, PM me. :3

Oct. 9, 2009 | 7:22 PM turtleco says:

I wish my voice actor would finally voice act I think I first contacted him in late july...
I might as well start doing trippy music videos again. sigh....

lulz anyway...
know any good songs? :P

why do I put three dots at the end of all of my sentences...
ocd?...

no....

I finally upgraded to flash 8...

wow my posts are sooooo bland...

Oct. 9, 2009 | 7:52 PM K-Guare responds:

You bland person you. :]
If your VA hasn't responded in a really long time,
you should just get someone else.
Plain and simple. <3

Oct. 9, 2009 | 8:39 PM turtleco says:

well I can't do it. It is simply part of my character. Remember last time (during fab collab) when I got like 4 ppl and then 1 did it a week later and then I said I chose the best one's then the other one was like "you suck..." and I felt like I really hurt someone's feelings.

Oct. 10, 2009 | 1:10 AM K-Guare responds:

I see. :[
Well, whatever floats your boat. :]

Oct. 9, 2009 | 9:38 PM Magical-Zorse says:

man, do I feel old. all of my friends are switching to as3, and leaving me in the dust with as2. But I will never switch. I've gotten comfortable with the syntax of as2, and I will never convert.
(You'll never be able to convert me, I'll stay an as2 heathen forever!)

Oct. 10, 2009 | 1:13 AM K-Guare responds:

oh, you will switch. They ALLLLLLLLLLL switch.
Switching is for your own good, actually.
I'm making it my job to do just that. Convert you.

(Or not, I'm fine with whatever people wanna do. heh.)

Oct. 10, 2009 | 9:23 AM turtleco says:

that's ironic that you say that, considering I am doing a part for the I'm on a boat collab in the mean time. God I hate that song, but it is a good song to animate something to. Also I've decided to put my new movie aside for other projects with more reliable voice actors.

Oct. 10, 2009 | 12:31 PM K-Guare responds:

I liked "Jizzed In my Pants" a lot better, personally.
and THANKS FOR THE UPDATE, TURTLECO. :]

Oct. 10, 2009 | 10:52 AM turtleco says:

I was bored, so here. http://tinypic.com/r/14n09pf/4

Oct. 10, 2009 | 12:32 PM K-Guare responds:

V .see below comment. V

Oct. 10, 2009 | 10:54 AM turtleco says:

oh and here is the version in HD muhtha mutha! BD
he said as he copy and pasted the link...
http://tinypic.com/r/2wdrpkz/4

Oct. 10, 2009 | 12:33 PM K-Guare responds:

That's beautiful, thank you. <3
It's kinda funny actually, I'm working on a flash MOVIIEEE (not game)
right now where I travel through space for a bit.

It's not at all about space, though.
You'll just have to wait and see. :]

Oct. 10, 2009 | 12:54 PM turtleco says:

update wise, well I have nobody else's page to spam updates on....

space adventure: CAN'T WAIT!!!!

Oct. 10, 2009 | 12:55 PM K-Guare responds:

hehe :)

Oct. 10, 2009 | 7:19 PM turtleco says:

just for you baby, http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/2009/
69426_k-guare.php

and it got a little screwed up when I uploaded it, and I have no idea why :|

Oct. 10, 2009 | 8:54 PM K-Guare responds:

Processing query.

Aah, you just made my day. <3
If that were larger, it's totally portal-worthy.
Just saying. :]

Edit: Oh, were it the dimensions that screwed up?
Hmm, that's weird. But you specify them when
you upload flashes to the portal. :]

Edit 2: You know what, screw what I said.
I enjoy the current size. A lot. :]
The rocket smoke FBF is very nice, by the way.

Updated: Oct. 10, 2009, 8:59 PM

Oct. 10, 2009 | 9:30 PM turtleco says:

do you want me to submit it? I'd name it happy belated birthday. :3

Oct. 10, 2009 | 11:25 PM K-Guare responds:

You already gave me a birthday present though. :]
But hey, you'll have made the flash you said you would:

[see your news post for a surprise link,
links don't work well in the author replies.]

Updated: Oct. 10, 2009, 11:26 PM

Oct. 11, 2009 | 10:36 AM turtleco says:

hoowai, it's in the portal (with a score of 2.43 LOL)

Oct. 11, 2009 | 11:21 AM K-Guare responds:

Good enough. :]

Oct. 11, 2009 | 11:25 AM turtleco says:

well at least it's IN the portal ;D

Oct. 11, 2009 | 1:25 PM K-Guare responds:

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Oct. 11, 2009 | 12:31 PM turtleco says:

hooray 3 ppl (including you) favorited it. So technically they favorited you (and your birthday).

Oct. 11, 2009 | 1:32 PM K-Guare responds:

Groovy!

In other news,
Turtleco has hit a 9-post streak.
Who's gonna break the combo?
:]

Oct. 11, 2009 | 2:01 PM turtleco says:

I'm just waiting for magical-zorse to say, "I AM!"

Oct. 11, 2009 | 2:59 PM K-Guare responds:

10-POSTS, c'mon zorse, c'mon!

(I'm not gonna message him or anything, I wanna see
how long it'll be until he notices this. Teehee! :])

Oct. 11, 2009 | 3:16 PM turtleco says:

oh you and your antics

Oct. 11, 2009 | 6:57 PM K-Guare responds:

I know I know I know. :))
So. Um. How's the weather?

Oct. 11, 2009 | 7:25 PM turtleco says:

well I haven't been outside all day...(jk)

it's ok. It's good enough. If you wear a sweatshirt you'll be fine I guess. I just learned something pretty crazy though...

Oct. 11, 2009 | 8:51 PM K-Guare responds:

I've been outside for 10 minutes today.
New record for this weekend. Lol. ;]

YOU LEARNED WHAT?

Oct. 11, 2009 | 9:39 PM turtleco says:

my (best) friend from Iowa, where I just moved from only a few months ago, moved. To guess where? 20 mnutes away from me. Isn't that crazy?

Oct. 11, 2009 | 10:10 PM K-Guare responds:

THAT'S actually pretty crazy. Wow.
One of my best friends lives forever away.
Kinda stinks. :/

But I'm glad you two have been... reunited.
Hah. :]

Oct. 11, 2009 | 9:49 PM turtleco says:

oh, and one more thing. I owe you 4 cents.

Oct. 11, 2009 | 10:10 PM K-Guare responds:

Yeah you do. Sign that check, bitch.

Oct. 11, 2009 | 11:14 PM turtleco says:

I think it'll cost more to send the check. Some banks also have a depositing fee...

Oct. 12, 2009 | 3:47 PM K-Guare responds:

you owe me big, mister. biiig. BIIG.

;)

Oct. 12, 2009 | 4:21 PM turtleco says:

LoL, now I owe you 5 cents. Anyway, a lot of people are asking for a sequel...that's cool I guess...

so... how's that k-guare in space thing going?

Oct. 13, 2009 | 8:21 PM K-Guare responds:

GOOD, AND GREAT! THANKS!
(vague details fer sure. :))

Oct. 13, 2009 | 10:51 PM turtleco says:

I ez so excited for K-guare's newest adventure :D

I should do something productive in the mean time.

Oct. 14, 2009 | 3:10 PM K-Guare responds:

Yeah you should. Yeaaaaaaaah you should. :]
ZORSE WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?

;)

Oct. 16, 2009 | 8:43 PM turtleco says:

yeeeeaaaaah I should. I am not excited for psat tomorrow :(

Oct. 18, 2009 | 7:50 PM K-Guare responds:

PSAT is fun. :3
I could have taken mine again, but mine costs money this year.
I politely declined. I kinda wish I didn't...

Oct. 18, 2009 | 10:09 PM turtleco says:

well the thing is, I really want to get ready for the real thing.

so yeah! I hope I do well on the real thing.

so... yeah... I am making a pilot for a TV show. It'll not get on TV I am 100% sure of that, but it'll be funny. The TV station guys will be like, what the fu...

Oct. 19, 2009 | 3:02 PM K-Guare responds:

Go for it kid, make it on TV.
You shoot for the starts and don't let nobody stop you.
<3 ;)

Oct. 19, 2009 | 3:14 PM turtleco says:

heh heh, movie reference

I think that MZ isn't gonna break my chain.

Oct. 19, 2009 | 3:30 PM K-Guare responds:

If that's from a movie, I have no idea which one. :]
And you're right. I don't think he ever will.
I wonder if he's intentionally not posting to see how long
we'll keep this up before telling him...

NAH. :)
(Working on that Flash now.)

Oct. 19, 2009 | 8:16 PM turtleco says:

goo-job!!!!!!

I might finish some old unfinished projects and maybe do some more collabs... ( it's like an addiction, I LOVE COLLABS!!!! *twitches*)

once I finally get hit test right I will make that one game I was raving about.

gee I really need something interesting to say.... BREAK THE AWKWARDNESS ZORSE!!!

Oct. 22, 2009 | 6:42 PM K-Guare responds:

SOMEONE NEEDS COLLABORATION REHABILITATION.

Oct. 23, 2009 | 5:34 PM turtleco says:

I's okay :3

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Oct. 23, 2009 | 7:54 PM turtleco says:

Dear K-guare,
so... I might as well try learning a bit action script over the weekends I won't be animating thanks to voice actors... now I won't feel left out of this lil' actionscript groove. I'll make something cool....
if anyone checks out your page they'll think you are really popular do to the extremely large amount comments on this news post.

actionscript 2.0,
turtleco

Oct. 23, 2009 | 8:12 PM K-Guare responds:

GO AS3 GO AS333 :]
Nah, It really doesn't matter that much...
But AS3 is way cooler. If you need help let me know.
<3

Oct. 23, 2009 | 7:56 PM turtleco says:

I'm sorry I am just using your page to express my bitchingness by complaining about my life or attempting to brag about it.

Oct. 23, 2009 | 8:13 PM K-Guare responds:

Complaining about life? Not really,
they're just more like status updates.

My userpage is turtleco's Twitter.

Oct. 23, 2009 | 8:54 PM turtleco says:

response to earlier post: points to his latest news page... I dun have as3 cuz I have flash 8. I might convert to as3 someday, but as4 will be out by then :P

response to newer post: LoL, now I see why twitter is so popular.

Oct. 23, 2009 | 10:01 PM K-Guare responds:

Naw, you keep getting a quarter of a cent a day like you have,
and you'll have $800 in no time! :]

Naw, JK. Student edition is $250,
which is literally as good as it gets.
Still, I can help with AS2 questions. :]

Oct. 23, 2009 | 9:37 PM turtleco says:

oh and I owe you 8 cents now, and a sequel. :3

Oct. 23, 2009 | 10:03 PM K-Guare responds:

Yes; I accept checks, money orders, sequels, and firstborns.

Oct. 24, 2009 | 8:15 AM turtleco says:

well I think I have plenty of firstborns *obnoxiously excessively winks*

truthfully I didn't buy the flash 8 I stole/borrowed from the school. They the latest program of everything. But NEVER use it, and they wouldn't let me borrow it when I asked. So I borrowed it without permission and I DID return it. But I got the slightly older version. I couldn't find the latest :( (but I knew they had it).
But that's a secret shhhhhhhhhh... But now I can't steal because my new school uses macs. damn you Jobs!

Oh, and I will ask for advice on AS2 when the time calls for it :P

:3 twittering is fun.

Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:16 PM K-Guare responds:

yes. Yes. yES. YES. YES! YYEESS! YEAAH! OOHH YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Oct. 24, 2009 | 11:36 AM turtleco says:

will he even ever check his news page?

Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:16 PM K-Guare responds:

He's ignoring us. :[
(Not really.)

Oct. 24, 2009 | 12:28 PM turtleco says:

uh.... ok... :]

if this keeps up I have a crazy idea of making a flash about this. :P it'd be silly

Oct. 24, 2009 | 8:20 PM K-Guare responds:

Aha, yeah it would.

Oct. 24, 2009 | 5:50 PM Magical-Zorse says:

tee hee, look at your favorites :3

Oct. 24, 2009 | 8:28 PM K-Guare responds:

http://i38.tinypic.com/hvchee.jpg

Wait, how long has that been like that?

Oct. 24, 2009 | 10:14 PM turtleco says:

two things and I'll stop spamming ur page KG

first: LOL!!! I laughed (out loud :3) to that pic

second: what are you talking about? :| the whole favorites thing or whatever...

Oct. 24, 2009 | 11:01 PM K-Guare responds:

Oh no, I'm joking about spamming my userpage.
I don't care how much you post, lol.

I'm predicting the future that you all of the sudden
found what Mr. Magical-Zorse was talking about.

Oct. 24, 2009 | 10:16 PM turtleco says:

okay, THIS is my last comment on ur news post I saw the favorites thing and I laughed quite a bit :P

Oct. 24, 2009 | 11:02 PM K-Guare responds:

I totally knew. :]

Oct. 24, 2009 | 10:50 PM Magical-Zorse says:

two or three days, but I'm changing it now

Oct. 24, 2009 | 11:02 PM K-Guare responds:

Wow, and I didn't notice until today. Geez. :(

Oct. 25, 2009 | 12:34 AM turtleco says:

oh, well since you don't care about me posting on your page a lot... :3

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!

about the title change thing:

I too am surprised I didn't see it considering how often I go to K-guares page to use his news posts for twittering.

Oct. 25, 2009 | 11:52 AM K-Guare responds:

Exactly.

Oct. 25, 2009 | 2:08 PM turtleco says:

did you gain any money from the large amount of page viewing I've been committing on your news post?

Oct. 25, 2009 | 5:14 PM K-Guare responds:

Hell yes, a whole $0.07

Oct. 25, 2009 | 4:22 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Hmmm....Mindfeed 2 huh?

Oct. 25, 2009 | 5:14 PM K-Guare responds:

MAYYBEE I'M WORKING ON IT, MAYYBEE I'M NOT. :3 <3

Oct. 25, 2009 | 6:26 PM turtleco says:

OMG LIEK MINDFEED TOO?!??!?!?! sounds awesome. Since I've helped you earn 7 cents I owe you nuthin'

Oct. 25, 2009 | 6:42 PM K-Guare responds:

!!!

Oct. 25, 2009 | 6:53 PM turtleco says:

I swear I was posting that on a completely different thing.... huh....

Oct. 25, 2009 | 8:38 PM K-Guare responds:

Well I deleted it to prevent embarrassment. Lol. :3

Oct. 26, 2009 | 4:00 PM turtleco says:

just for that, you rock

Oct. 26, 2009 | 4:38 PM K-Guare responds:

Oh, I already knew that. ;)

THINK I'M DUMB, TELLING ME THINGS
I ALREADY KNOW EY BOY?
<3 jk.

Oct. 26, 2009 | 6:42 PM turtleco says:

I finally got pixel tools to work and made a screen saver with it :]

Oct. 27, 2009 | 3:23 PM K-Guare responds:

You go kid, you go. :)
Pretty cool, actually.

Oct. 27, 2009 | 5:47 PM turtleco says:

yeah, I found this freaky awesome program to make it and I was like, " This is the ultimate way of personalizing a computer.

Oct. 28, 2009 | 1:26 AM K-Guare responds:

That's really neat actually.
I kinda wanna make my own screensaver now...
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

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