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K-Guare

What the hell?

Posted by K-Guare Aug. 9, 2009 @ 4:25 PM EDT

You shouldn't be on Newgrounds,
you should be working on your PO3 submission.
You know, you've been behind for some time now...

Look at me when I'm talking to you, please...
You really need to set your priorities,
I'm getting tired of your bullshit here.

Go do it, son. I'm counting on you.
:] <3 :D :3 kg.

I'll be back in a while.

.

Updated: 08/09/09 4:25 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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26 Comments

Aug. 9, 2009 | 5:03 PM MarcyVF says:

Whhhat?

Aug. 10, 2009 | 8:22 PM K-Guare responds:

.<3

Aug. 9, 2009 | 5:14 PM robotking98 says:

huh?

Aug. 10, 2009 | 8:22 PM K-Guare responds:

Oh you totally just stole that from Marcy.

Aug. 9, 2009 | 5:36 PM Fiziks says:

K will do Capt.

Aug. 10, 2009 | 8:22 PM K-Guare responds:

Aye!

Aug. 9, 2009 | 6:39 PM FrozenFire says:

Power of Threeeeee! :D

Aug. 10, 2009 | 8:23 PM K-Guare responds:

Spelling beeeee! :D

Aug. 9, 2009 | 7:17 PM ScelesticFish says:

This song... speaks to me

Aug. 10, 2009 | 8:23 PM K-Guare responds:

You speak to me, too. :3

Aug. 9, 2009 | 11:48 PM WAaAzZAaA says:

i prefer this song with air supply :P

Aug. 10, 2009 | 8:26 PM K-Guare responds:

That's a really good one too. :]

Aug. 12, 2009 | 9:06 PM turtleco says:

where are you going?

Aug. 13, 2009 | 8:31 PM K-Guare responds:

I'm a working man now, son.
Somebodies got to work to feed the family, take out the garbage,
terrible stuff like that. Now go to your room.
<3

Aug. 15, 2009 | 12:01 AM Magical-Zorse says:

how was the warped tour, sweetie?

Aug. 15, 2009 | 1:15 PM K-Guare responds:

it was great, hun. so, uh...
we haven't talked about this in a while, but,
when is it my turn to watch the kids again?

Aug. 15, 2009 | 5:02 PM Magical-Zorse says:

YOU'RE A HEROIN ADDICT AND I DON'T WANT YOU NEAR MY KIDS!

Aug. 15, 2009 | 5:22 PM K-Guare responds:

"FATHERS HAVE RIGHTS TOO, PRETTY YOUNG THING,"
K-Guare bellowed out of his robotic interior,
"NOW YOU KEEP THAT ATTITUDE UP AND I'M GONNA CALL DAN."

[plot twist]

Aug. 15, 2009 | 5:37 PM Magical-Zorse says:

IF ONLY YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME YOU WERE A ROBOT BEFORE WE HAD KIDS!

Aug. 15, 2009 | 6:58 PM K-Guare responds:

THE SEMEN IS REAL, IT WAS JUST DONATED.

Aug. 16, 2009 | 1:50 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Robots aren't supposed to swear.

Aug. 16, 2009 | 2:50 PM K-Guare responds:

false;

Aug. 18, 2009 | 7:09 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I'm going to kill you.

Aug. 18, 2009 | 10:33 PM K-Guare responds:

I still love you. <3

Aug. 24, 2009 | 8:40 PM Magical-Zorse says:

I'm in love with your sig

Aug. 25, 2009 | 3:53 PM K-Guare responds:

I'm in love with your game. <3

Aug. 26, 2009 | 6:27 PM turtleco says:

someone call my name neighbors?

Aug. 28, 2009 | 6:29 PM K-Guare responds:

I need a gallon of sugar, please.
Run it over here at your convenience. <3

Aug. 26, 2009 | 9:46 PM sistem69 says:

K-guare = awesomeness :D

Aug. 28, 2009 | 6:29 PM K-Guare responds:

You're amazing. :]

Aug. 31, 2009 | 7:41 PM turtleco says:

I thought so... be back in a jiffee.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 5:49 PM K-Guare responds:

"In astrophysics and quantum physics a jiffy is, as defined by Edward R. Harrison,[5] the time it takes for light to travel one fermi, which is the size of a nucleon. One fermi is 1.0E%u221214 m, so a jiffy is about 3.0E%u221229 seconds."

Sep. 3, 2009 | 2:37 AM Magical-Zorse says:

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

Sep. 5, 2009 | 5:50 PM K-Guare responds:

awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Sep. 5, 2009 | 5:58 PM Xeptic says:

The way you type,
it amazes me.
No matter what you write down,
It always looks like poetry.

Sep. 5, 2009 | 8:50 PM K-Guare responds:

xeptic is definitely
a fun name to look at.
....if only if only
i knew how to pronounce that.

Edit - :]

Updated: Sep. 5, 2009, 8:51 PM
Sep. 6, 2009 | 12:49 AM turtleco says:

okay I have the sugar, but they had a buy 1 get get 1 free sale. So I have 2 gallons of sugar. What do I DO??!??!?!??!? I've failed you neighbor.

Sep. 9, 2009 | 3:59 PM K-Guare responds:

Make Zorse a cake.

Sep. 6, 2009 | 11:18 PM Magical-Zorse says:

turtleco, don't give your sugar to mister guare because sugar makes robots short-circuit. Give the sugar to charity

Sep. 9, 2009 | 4:00 PM K-Guare responds:

false;

Sugar makes me giggle.

Updated: Sep. 9, 2009, 4:01 PM
Sep. 7, 2009 | 6:31 PM turtleco says:

no, I think that I have a better idea....

Sep. 9, 2009 | 4:02 PM K-Guare responds:

A man. A plan. A can.

Sep. 10, 2009 | 4:33 PM turtleco says:

aw yeah... 2 gallons of sugar and a cup

Sep. 10, 2009 | 9:24 PM K-Guare responds:

You go son. You go have the time of your life now.

Sep. 10, 2009 | 8:40 PM Magical-Zorse says:

MAKE MOAR ART

Sep. 10, 2009 | 9:24 PM K-Guare responds:

I'll do it tomorrow. <3

Sep. 19, 2009 | 12:03 AM Magical-Zorse says:

Your new userpic is much cooler than your old one. It makes you look more rustic.

Sep. 19, 2009 | 12:30 PM K-Guare responds:

I was thinking the same thing. I was also thinking I needed
to make a banner with a similar style. Haven't gotten there yet.

People here are so nice. <3

Sep. 21, 2009 | 10:51 PM Magical-Zorse says:

dude, the same thing happened to me a couple days ago
weird

Sep. 23, 2009 | 2:54 PM K-Guare responds:

*grunt of approval*

Sep. 26, 2009 | 8:10 PM turtleco says:

dam, I wish I had a userpic like that. I'll make a really cool one, you'll all see!

Sep. 26, 2009 | 9:05 PM K-Guare responds:

I made that in like three seconds, aha.
Yay for finding images online.
!!!!

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