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The game is about as close to done as it was the previous news post,
If anybody has any suggestions as to how you force yourself to do
work you don't want to do, let me know please. :]

FAB COLLAB Parts are almost due, which
means only one thing: It's almost here!
I may extend the due date just a little, but
I'm not planning on it. If you're reading this and
you're involved, or if you want to be involved,
Post it up, and hurry!

I've officially started working on the next MindFeed.
It will be in the portal on July 27th, the date I submitted
the first one. That's all I want to say. :3

BY THE WAY I GOT A REALLY COOL GAME IDEA A
MONTH or so ago, and I'm really glad I wrote it down because
I probably would have forgotten it trying to get this current
game finished. Hopefully it will be a full fledged game.
And fun. It will also feature the artwork of your favorite artist, K-Guare.
I know, right?!

By the way, the website is going to be down for a bit.
I made a prototype main page for it, it's nothing too special,
but it gets the job done. I plan on improving it massively this year,
login, forums, and everything. Well, maybe not. But one thing
I can promise you is that it will be at least visually appealing.
I have a navigation idea for it too; it's different and neat. :3
But what I REALLY need to do is
find myself a brand new lover.

WHAAAT I REALLY NEED TO DO IS
FIIIIND MYSELF A BRAAND NEW LOVVERR.
Show some love via comment, please.
Thanks a lot.
No, really. I mean it.
I love you.
Oh, you stop it. ;)
What? I'm the one with the emotional problems?
THAT'S IT, WE'RE OVER.
Alright, I take it all back. I love you still.
Does this make me look fat?
Wrong answer.
I can't believe you cheated on me!
Maybe tomorrow we can bump nasties again.
No, I don't want to meet your parents.
So, your parents seem nice.
What is it about football you guys enjoy, anyhow?
Stop touching me there, I'm not in the mood.
Maybe tomorrow we can bump nasties again.
Why don't you just get off the fucking couch and get a job.
Okay, yesterday I was thinking...and, I cant put up with this. :/
I do.

kg. <3

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27 Comments

Mar. 30, 2009 | 3:52 PM fluffkomix says:

Either my iPod is screwed up or your indentation hurts by eyes

Mar. 30, 2009 | 3:56 PM K-Guare responds:

How about both?!

Mar. 30, 2009 | 4:02 PM MichaelHurst says:

I just love typing in poem form.
it makes me look smart and/or
intelligent. Good luck with the
game and I can't wait for the
fab collab. :D.

Mar. 30, 2009 | 4:19 PM K-Guare responds:

And if you steal it from me
everybody will be like, "HEY
YOU'RE STEALING THAT FROM K-GUARE."
And I'll laugh in my little corner.

Haha.
Haha.
Ha
ha.
Ha
h
a
.

Mar. 30, 2009 | 4:13 PM CaiWengi says:

Yeah i love how you type news posts like poems

its awesome

Mar. 30, 2009 | 4:19 PM K-Guare responds:

Thanks, kid. :3 <3

Mar. 30, 2009 | 4:24 PM Paryl says:

The fag collab? What a great idea!

Mar. 30, 2009 | 4:30 PM K-Guare responds:

I KNO RITE

Mar. 30, 2009 | 5:54 PM XxdeathpriestxX says:

I wuv u too

Mar. 30, 2009 | 9:08 PM K-Guare responds:

.<3

Mar. 30, 2009 | 6:12 PM Lare says:

Every single time I see that guy from Dead or Alive, Meatspin invades my brain.

Mar. 30, 2009 | 9:08 PM K-Guare responds:

You spin me right round. :]

Mar. 30, 2009 | 10:41 PM Magical-Zorse says:

b-b-but, I thought we had something special

Mar. 30, 2009 | 11:02 PM K-Guare responds:

No no no no we do, we do. It's not you...it's...it's me. Okay?

Mar. 30, 2009 | 11:19 PM Magical-Zorse says:

how could you leave me with 9 children?!?!?!?!

Mar. 31, 2009 | 3:10 PM K-Guare responds:

ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU HAD NONTUPLETS YOU SICK FREAK.

Mar. 31, 2009 | 12:38 AM WAaAzZAaA says:

I want a divorce!

Mar. 31, 2009 | 3:11 PM K-Guare responds:

So, it's an agreement then? :]

Mar. 31, 2009 | 12:52 AM Kajenx says:

"If anybody has any suggestions as to how you force yourself to do
work you don't want to do, let me know please."

I have a book report due tomorrow that I haven't started and I'm reading news posts on NG. Obviously I have no idea.

Mar. 31, 2009 | 3:13 PM K-Guare responds:

The internet is just full of irresponsible boys.
There are no responsible people.
There are no girls.
Therefore, the rarest of all creatures is
the responsible internet forum dwelling human female. (Homo Bullitenia)

Mar. 31, 2009 | 12:48 PM Goonie says:

you know you want my ideas.

Mar. 31, 2009 | 3:14 PM K-Guare responds:

You should seriously start coming up
with your own ideas for your own flash,
I bet it'd be awesome. :]

I support.

Mar. 31, 2009 | 4:38 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Where the fuck is your site?

Mar. 31, 2009 | 5:19 PM K-Guare responds:

Looks like somebody didn't read all of my news post. :]

Mar. 31, 2009 | 9:23 PM MichaelHurst says:

K-Guare is so special he
now owns a form of typing.

Haha
Hah
a
Ha
ha
h
aha
.

Mar. 31, 2009 | 11:18 PM K-Guare responds:

Maybe.

Apr. 3, 2009 | 5:43 PM Magical-Zorse says:

how come you never post anymore?

Apr. 3, 2009 | 9:41 PM K-Guare responds:

School. :[
I did pretty good today, though. :3

Apr. 10, 2009 | 5:32 AM UberCream says:

Hey Mr. Guare, did you know that we share the same birthday?

Apr. 10, 2009 | 9:16 PM K-Guare responds:

OH REALLY? :]
March 21st?
Because some people made birthday stuff for me
(Magical-Zorse, lol) on the 31st, and not my actual birthday.
But if we do have the same birthday then
OMG WE'RE LIKE TWINS OR SOMETHING.

Even if you weren't born on the 21st,
we're twins at heart, Mr. Cream. <3

Updated: Apr. 10, 2009, 9:24 PM

Apr. 15, 2009 | 10:59 PM ShizaCoffee says:

you crazy!!!
but i forgives you.
crazy is what make the world do the loop de loop.

WhEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eeeeeeee eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEeeeEEee eEE!

Apr. 18, 2009 | 7:50 PM K-Guare responds:

11011110101010101

Excuse me, I just burped a little.

Updated: Apr. 18, 2009, 7:52 PM

Apr. 18, 2009 | 4:17 PM svsaproductions says:

For one second there I thought you were a girl... sorry K. But I looked at your info thing below your image and it assured me of your masculinity... for now.

-SVSA

Apr. 18, 2009 | 7:51 PM K-Guare responds:

Robots have no gender, but
I'm programmed to respond 'Male' for all
sex related questions.

Apr. 18, 2009 | 9:08 PM svsaproductions says:

Lol what about the Undecided gender?

Apr. 18, 2009 | 11:34 PM K-Guare responds:

Male.

May. 14, 2009 | 12:41 PM CaiWengi says:

Whos coding your next game
the one with the REALLY COOL GAME IDEA you wrote down
;]

May. 14, 2009 | 3:08 PM K-Guare responds:

I AM. :3

Jun. 21, 2009 | 11:06 PM Magical-Zorse says:

for the longest time, I thought you were a girl

Jun. 22, 2009 | 12:02 AM K-Guare responds:

Robots have no gender, but
I'm programmed to respond 'Male' for all
sex related questions.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:31 PM TehSlapHappy says:

Post a new newspost foo'.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 11:18 PM K-Guare responds:

Later later later.

Jul. 13, 2009 | 10:37 AM Arch-Dragon says:

I'm sorry you're a cheating faggot on your games, and no. That score isn't legit with the ammount of time that passed to get 9 digits into that score when it first came out faggot.

(2 days.)

Now keep your mouth shut kid.

Jul. 14, 2009 | 10:24 PM K-Guare responds:

Hey, I remember you!
Alright, alright...just calm down.

I didn't cheat at my own game. That's just stupid.
I bet a good fan of mine that they wouldn't be able to
get the highest score, and they decided they would try it
considering they never turn their computer off anyway.
But if it means that much to you, fine. You can believe
what you want to believe about the score, but I'm
not deleting it, because the person who set it deserves it.

And I can assure you it wasn't me.

There we go. Now let's start fresh,
Hi, I'm K-Guare. How are you? :] <3

Jul. 18, 2009 | 12:19 PM turtleco says:

what is "the game?"

Jul. 24, 2009 | 11:33 PM K-Guare responds:

A game that should have been submitted
a very very very long time ago. :3

Jul. 21, 2009 | 9:36 AM sistem69 says:

Hey my friend :D how you been?

Jul. 24, 2009 | 11:34 PM K-Guare responds:

Sistem! Haven't talked to you in forever.
I'm well. Hope skating's been treating you good. :)

Aug. 2, 2009 | 2:41 PM peacefulsniper says:

your the greatest.

Aug. 2, 2009 | 3:12 PM K-Guare responds:

I believe you're the greatest, sir.

Aug. 2, 2009 | 3:11 PM jakenator85 says:

I 5'd the fab collab.

Aug. 2, 2009 | 3:12 PM K-Guare responds:

Hey! Looks like we're friends then. :]

Aug. 3, 2009 | 12:05 AM InnerChild548 says:

The Fab collab didn't quite meet my expections. I got really excited to see it, too. And... it turned out to be very poor... I was severely disappointed.

Aug. 3, 2009 | 9:11 PM K-Guare responds:

Awe. :[